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Hope is Cute

I've been checking back lately for more episodes of HopeIsEmo but it seems that there are more AskANinja episodes coming out than HopeIsEmo ones. I like Hope. She's a hoot. And she's kinda cute; all pale and skinny, and moaning at the end of every sentence.

Black is also my favorite color (but so is red). But I'll settle for black if I had to choose. Black is like a power color. Power is cool. You can do lots of things with power, like make people walk with you to the Tapioca Express bar so you have a buddy to save you from choking on those bobas. I mean, Asains may have a very small personal bubble, but they freeze like kitties and on-coming cars when you try to talk to them. Plus you can't talk because you can't breathe. But then you'd die and it would be of no avail for me because as much as an emo person would like to just die, this emo dude has fallen for the black on Hope.

Heaven's very white you know.

ANYWAY, If you're out there Hope, just know that you've got a friend in me and a I've got the hotts for you.

- Jonny

DISCLAIMER: I do have a life. I just think Hope is cute. That's all.

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